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DONKEY RAPE & SUICIDE
WEDNESDAY APRIL 08 2009
LANCEFIELD // AUSTRALIA

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The idea of a donkey being raped and then committing suicide sounds ridiculous, but this is the phone call one of our reporters got from his dad not so long ago. If there was ever a reason to pack up the camera and hit the road for a story, it was this..

REPORTED: JOSH SCHMIDT
V/O: N/A
SHOT: N/A
PRODUCED: JOSH SCHMIDT & KIRK DOCKER
EDITED: KIRK DOCKER
PHOTOS: N/A
LINK: N/A

COMMENTS

josh

Posted April 8th, 2009 // 12:04:03 pm

A touching slice of life.
-RIP little Donk.

Alex

Posted April 8th, 2009 // 1:55:40 pm

Thats so sad.

peace keeper

Posted April 8th, 2009 // 2:03:03 pm

Those fucking irish bastards have got a lot to answer for. Should have just fucked each other and then shot each other. Poor old donkey i say. REST IN PEACE

Jason

Posted April 8th, 2009 // 2:35:24 pm

I would have liked to have seen more compassion on the sons part.

wow

Posted April 8th, 2009 // 3:08:08 pm

Funny. Tragic, but funny.

Neville

Posted April 8th, 2009 // 4:23:36 pm

This episode definitely brought a tear to my eye! Poor donkey.

My condolences.

farmer wants a wife

Posted April 8th, 2009 // 4:54:33 pm

I can't get over how 'brother farmer schmidt' is easily the hottest out of all the kids! what a legend!

Ja-fuchkt-i

Posted April 8th, 2009 // 5:08:53 pm

Poor guy.... what a waste of fine ass

idlethoughts

Posted April 8th, 2009 // 6:19:31 pm

brilliant story.
evoked plenty of emotion; humorous and serious and was quite entertaining.
i especially liked the ending as well.
good job guys =]

Jo Jo

Posted April 8th, 2009 // 7:01:02 pm

That was really sad!!!! Poor old donkey and the family that loved her.

jess

Posted April 8th, 2009 // 8:55:58 pm

Good story. The guys dads a good man for saving the donkey from the rapists tho he should have beaten the shit out of em. I dont know why experts assume animals can't kill themselves?

Wil.

Posted April 8th, 2009 // 11:42:40 pm

Who was telling me about this story a week back?

tim

Posted April 9th, 2009 // 12:46:23 pm

you would've thought Goku would have better things to do...like rape my childhood with shitty live action adaptations that reek of Michael 'i hate dogs' Bay

[PK]

Posted April 11th, 2009 // 5:43:59 pm

there could be no better story to celebrate the 200th episode. thank you Schmidts.

b.ag

Posted April 15th, 2009 // 7:56:05 am

i believe my dog killed herself.

marty

Posted April 17th, 2009 // 6:07:53 pm

i think this has become my new favorite episode.

Carly

Posted May 2nd, 2009 // 8:20:08 pm

the saddest part about that story is how how well it fits into the schmidt name brand..

Tess

Posted July 16th, 2009 // 9:36:37 am

Oh my god so sad! The dad should have shot the guys who molested the donkey

VagrantChaser

Posted October 23rd, 2009 // 6:18:27 pm

I think this was the best episode yet.

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