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THE DAY I BROKE MY PENIS
MONDAY AUGUST 31 2009
SYDNEY // AUSTRALIA

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When your mate tells you out of nowhere that on Valentines Day this year he broke his penis, then proceeds to tell you one of the most fucked up stories ever, as a friend, you are obligated to film that story and put it on your website ViveCoolCity.

REPORTED: KIRK DOCKER
V/O: N/A
SHOT: KIRK DOCKER
PRODUCED: KIRK DOCKER
EDITED: KIRK DOCKER
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COMMENTS

JoshBlake

Posted August 31st, 2009 // 6:18:05 pm

Holy shit...

Jo Jo

Posted August 31st, 2009 // 6:38:02 pm

Brilliant. I love great stories like that. Well done Kirk.

dfdg

Posted August 31st, 2009 // 7:27:48 pm

OH MY GOD ARGHJHJHJHJGJ FUCCKKKKKKK OH MY GODDDD

blanchomme

Posted August 31st, 2009 // 8:47:45 pm

incred story andy. loved the lack of warning on the visual... just, boom!

cheryl

Posted August 31st, 2009 // 8:49:28 pm

Oh. my. god.

I was doing ok up until the photo...

blechhhh.

stepha

Posted August 31st, 2009 // 9:06:10 pm

kirk, your reactions made this video all the more funnier

Andrew McMillen

Posted August 31st, 2009 // 9:08:22 pm

Interviewer held it together amazingly well. Great story. Much respect to Andy.

Kenny

Posted August 31st, 2009 // 9:36:02 pm

Oh My GOD, that is a fucking nightmare haha

HODGO

Posted August 31st, 2009 // 9:59:56 pm

that was certainly cringe-worthy. I couldn't sit still, but curiosity made me keep watching.

dan

Posted August 31st, 2009 // 11:07:46 pm

The interviewer is a COCK.

luke

Posted August 31st, 2009 // 11:20:02 pm

this makes me never want to have sex again. yikes.

B-Roach

Posted September 1st, 2009 // 2:00:33 am

AWWW SHIT!

Philly P

Posted September 1st, 2009 // 3:50:06 am

wtf pic of operation!! That was horrendous. Otherwise wangtastic

Will

Posted September 1st, 2009 // 9:29:29 am

Wow i cringed through te whole interview while grabbing my frank and beans.. Kudos to Andy for sharing that story.. your not alone it happened to a mate of mine as well many years ago in the same situation although his missus fell off the bed taking his wedding tackle with her. 22 stiches down the shaft..

titch

Posted September 1st, 2009 // 12:18:06 pm

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark

Wil.

Posted September 1st, 2009 // 12:50:52 pm

i'm going to vomit the next time a girls up on top doing all the grinding for me. fuck man.

mark

Posted September 1st, 2009 // 2:37:04 pm

fuck me thats terrible, funny shit. just had to explain to my boss what the fuck i was watching, "i'm weird? you're weird."

velma diamond

Posted September 1st, 2009 // 5:21:47 pm

oh my god. but thanks for the story, such a great interview

Dec

Posted September 1st, 2009 // 6:00:17 pm

i just relised i hadn't let go of my penis that whole time, truely disturbing.
i dont think i want to see that photo ever again

mark d

Posted September 1st, 2009 // 9:44:47 pm

haha I hope never to hear the words 'I'm sorry sir we're going to have to deglove'

DanS

Posted September 2nd, 2009 // 10:52:04 pm

Kirk, next time do the story with a tea cup in one hand, ok!

lil jon

Posted September 5th, 2009 // 4:15:26 am

olyfuckkshit, my stomach hurts now

Alicia

Posted September 5th, 2009 // 8:07:53 am

Wow - What a shocking story, I never realised that could happen! Completely cringe worthy. I love Kirk's reactions... Hilarious

Zolk

Posted September 8th, 2009 // 3:33:15 am

anyone with a penis is squirming and cringing right now...

Jesse

Posted September 8th, 2009 // 5:13:36 pm

LOVE THE BETA LOOK.

Kate

Posted September 11th, 2009 // 12:59:50 am

I'm just having flash backs to the time very recently I may have been a bit too enthusiastic.... so glad I didnt cause something like this to happen!!

fibi

Posted September 21st, 2009 // 9:20:15 pm

wow. kirk is a fucking babe. and that scott guy gives me the horn. i wanna marry him. will u marry me scott? please? i will pay. i could do with the english passport

Uncle Boaz

Posted October 13th, 2009 // 10:55:17 am

thank God for happy endings

Great Ep

Posted October 13th, 2009 // 10:30:58 pm

YES
This is what VIVE COOL CITY is about!
i didnt like the newest eps so ive been watching some of my favourites like slipnsliding trashbags, indonesian tattoos and this, and its reinstated my love for the site.

Gumby

Posted October 14th, 2009 // 11:50:40 am

Wow so Graphic, but strangely interesting.

CON THE FRUITERER

Posted October 28th, 2009 // 9:42:31 pm

next time you watch a Getaway segment featuring former Hawthorn footballer Dermott Brereton, you might get a chuckle out of knowing that he too once broke his cock.

a family friend of ours was part of the Hawks staff in the 80's/90's, and loves telling the story:

he got a call once in the middle of the night from Brereton, calling from a motel room somewhere off St Kilda Road and asking him to get there immediately. when he arrived, he took one look at Dermie's tackle, and immediately realised they must call the Hawthorn club doctor.

Dermie had during sex slipped off the satin sheets of the motel bed, and landed on the floor. the club doctor arrived and inspected the 'ruptured cock'. it was harshly bent. he was taken straight to hospital and operated on.

The injury was kept a secret, and on the Footy Show his omission was officially dubbed a 'strained groin.'

DickyWal

Posted July 19th, 2010 // 8:13:22 pm

I nearly puked when he said 'snapped'...
I puked when I saw the slashed open cock...

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